this is still so funny

I like to think Aragorn said this a lot when he was living with the elves 🧝🏻‍♂️

But is he Dwarven-kind or Dwarven-mean?

“Everyone thinks he’s mentally ill but he actually just has superpowers.”

Okay, but like, what if both? Can we get a superhero with a mental illness depicted in a nominally positive way? That’s not just a cheap plot twist? Is that really too much to ask?

And not the whole “I’m psychotic and I could lose control of my powers at any moment” shit. I’m sick of that.

How about “I’m psychotic, but my telepathy helps a lot. If I think I’m hallucinating, my friends can let me see what they see and hear what they hear to keep me grounded in reality.”

Or you know, maybe someone whose mental illness and superpowers are unrelated. A speedster with depression who knows they /could/ clean their apartment in under four seconds, but would rather just watch Netflix and eat chocolate. A super strong hero who also has ocd and keeps rearranging their furniture, and sure it’s physically easy, but it’s still a pain.

Like, literally just in the few minutes it took me to write this post, I probably already came up with a good 30 character concepts. It’s not that hard, as long as you like, you know, think of mentally ill people as people and not plot devices.

“think of mentally ill people as people and not plot devices”
Yes please!

- A person with severe PTSD from the accident that made them invulnerable

- A person with severe anger issues that breaks out in rainbow sparkles when they lost their temper, which even they have to admit is damn funny.

- A telekinetic with sensory issues

- a person with OCD who becomes a speedster, which enables them to manage their OCD without it sucking up all their time.

- teleporter with adhd that has to teleport like five times to the same location until they remember what for they were teleporting there in the first place

Rex & Cody: Surprise! We're having twins.

Fives & Echo: wha-

Rex, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you two, sign here!

My eyes have been OPENED WIDE with these incorrect quotes

dark knight batman doesnt have a gender

christian bale is just some smelly man guy, but the dark knight is something that has surpassed gender

like this is without gender, an enigma

just deactivate ur blog if ur anti-frogs

if u cant handle frogs doing their little skippy doodle doo down the pond then ur not ready for the internet yet

Oh no, we just couldn’t have that now, could we?

Literally should be the point of renewable energy. The point of society in general should be to make as many things cheaper or free as possible.