i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus
Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?
Much worse.
Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!
It's spreading, evolving--
Modern problems require ancient solutions.
I have given the viruses a stick.
i hate rex so fucking much if your name is rex fuck you
never seen a star war but i read his wiki and he can stay
@spookyspacestars ‘s tag
"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.
IT'S FINALLY HERE! The true full size of my "do you love the colour of the sky HD remake director's cut" tumblr post
This ended up being 2 3/4 inches wide by 36 FEET LONG.
The 2 3/4 inch width was chosen because that's the same width as a pretty average phone screen, and I wanted to know how physically far you have to scroll to get past this post.
also dont tell my boss that I got into the art gallery before we opened just to set up this rainbow CVS receipt looking motherfucker. in my defense i literally couldn't find any other location that was long enough to show this off
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reblogging this because the og post is suddenly getting a bunch of notes and i want everyone to see just how long this motherfucker is in real life
that is impressively long omg
also you all should be so grateful I never reblogged that post because WOW
hey @hellsite-hall-of-fame first i want to apologize for people constantly spamming your mentions with my posts.
2nd is a quick clarification! this post is NOT the one that takes 40 minutes to scroll past. That post can be found over here: https://www.tumblr.com/psych-is-the-name/716885082836746241/spell-of-fuck-mobile-users-20?source=share
(but it only works on mobile due to how the app scales images)
oh it’s no problem, I love seeing your posts and always feel anguish over the fact I can’t reblog them without ✨consequences✨
but also ahh I didn’t realize, thank you for the clarification!!!
every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers
gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.
when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!
Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...
CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏
catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/
also the guilt thing can be kinda hot when y'all have gay sex
Yes, what would you like to ask.
this is probably one of the funniest mentions of me in a news article so far
ALT